Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

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Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:00:23 -0500

I want this guy to be my dad. I would have learned some...

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 21:59:36 -0500

I want this guy to be my dad. I would have learned some respect.

PS- This is a real local commercial.

fuckyeahdisneyworld: The five singing busts in the graveyard...

Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:13:22 -0400

fuckyeahdisneyworld:

The five singing busts in the graveyard scene sing the attraction’s theme song, “Grim Grinning Ghosts.” Though sometimes mistaken for Walt Disney, the face on the bust farthest to the left actually belongs to Thurl Ravenscroft, the song’s soloist. Ravenscroft is known to millions of fans as the voice of Tony the Tiger, the mascot of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes cereal.

RAPE! These men support it!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:41:31 -0400

RAPE! These men support it!

You’re welcome. Please put this information to use.

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 01:03:05 -0400

You’re welcome. Please put this information to use.

josh: GPOYW. Blagojevich hair, laundry day clothes, exploding...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:39:46 -0400

josh:

GPOYW. Blagojevich hair, laundry day clothes, exploding sun.

My couch.

That time of the year again, for one of my favorite videos of...

Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:20:59 -0400

That time of the year again, for one of my favorite videos of all time.

vaov: Left: Hitler reencarnated in a dog Right: his punishment,...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:06:58 -0400

vaov:

Left: Hitler reencarnated in a dog

Right: his punishment, the hairstylist

I didn’t know Owen Wilson owned Hitler reincarnated in a dog

OWNED. With citations.

Sun, 06 Sep 2009 03:00:00 -0400

OWNED. With citations.

patbaer: davebluvband: rubysneakers: Anyone who doesn’t...

Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:59:36 -0400

patbaer:

davebluvband:

rubysneakers:

Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land.

frankhejl:

God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.

Thanks for being kickass, Ellena!

Ellena Chmielewski is a wonderful person. I cannot say enough good things about her.

Not 30 minutes ago, Ellena handed me a donut ice cream sandwich. She is straight up wonderful.

Not a fan.

I miss my fucking shark head.

Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:42:19 -0400

See title.

azizisbored: robhuebel: I predict this is my favorite show of...

Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:43:43 -0400

azizisbored:

robhuebel:

I predict this is my favorite show of all time.

(via slashfilm.com)

Sharks.

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:10:58 -0400

Um… fuck yes sharks?

I love translation parties!!!!! translationparty.com

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 02:10:15 -0400

I love translation parties!!!!!

translationparty.com

(via mattfisher) Reblogged with fervor!

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 04:17:08 -0400

(via mattfisher)

Reblogged with fervor!

robhuebel: I almost crashed when I took this picture I was...

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 20:27:37 -0400

robhuebel:

I almost crashed when I took this picture I was laughing so hard.

Rob Huebel was driving right behind me and I didn’t even know!!!

(via fuckyeahdisneyworld) AWESOME.

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:08:15 -0400

(via fuckyeahdisneyworld)

AWESOME.

Spell your full name without an E,F,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 01:05:17 -0400

rubysneakers:

ohhleary:

marseeah:

abbyjean:

BBD. (now you know.)

I hate to pile on. 1285 notes means this meme is too much.

BUT.

My married name is “STBUD” which I find hysterical.

My maiden name would be “STBU”

My name didn’t change all that much when I got married - from an 8 letter German name to a 5 letter Chech name. I’m all for feminism, but a shorter, easier to pronounce name is worth changing for. I did it and I don’t regret it.

Top O.

Kind of cool, actually.

T -Wuzbug

Oh no…

Just bought these fly beasts, only much larger.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 02:49:43 -0400

Just bought these fly beasts, only much larger.

bransonreese: “Damn you scientists! You created me, but you...

Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:24:23 -0400

bransonreese:

“Damn you scientists! You created me, but you forgot to make me not allergic to air! With my pained dying breath, I curse you!”

“Tell me, white face, are you a pleasure bot?”