Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

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President Obama,

As a loyal reader of my blog, Wanda Sykes Has been Reduced to an Apple, I have provided you with hours upon hours of inter-tainment. Now, having not asked you for anything up until this point, and helping you be elected the next president of this country (You said it yourself in what I can only assume was a personal email, considering the salutation was addressed to me) I am humbly asking you for one favor, and only one favor. Please let Damon Weaver interview you. You may state the terms, for if you have anything to hide, without such terms there is no doubt that Mr. Weaver will reveal those skeletons to a national audience. However, I’m sure Mr. Weaver would agree to a reporting a puff piece just to get the opportunity to add your name to the list of his homeboys. This is my favor, Mr. President. It is all i will ask of you, and for as much as I have done for you, it is safe to say you owe me this one.

Friends forever,

Chris McKeever

paulscheer:

Aziz’s and my favorite reporter Damon needs an intrerview with Barack!

purns:

B—Give Damon an interview! Just ask Joe B…dude knows what’s up!

Via Paul Scheer.com

  1. sjberesford reblogged this from azizisbored
  2. idontblog reblogged this from itsbedtime and added:
    I think obama should be his homeboy
  3. cvxn reblogged this from itsbedtime and added:
    paulscheer:purns:
  4. itsbedtime reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    I’m fairly confident Barry O surfs Bed Time for semi-nudes, so he’ll probably check this out later today.
  5. jpmoore reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    I love Damon. He is literally the future of American Journalism. Literally.
  6. seashelllz reblogged this from purns
  7. radarchive reblogged this from purns
  8. not2hate reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    Just as cute, if not cuter, than the nerdy lil French girl with her hippo-allergic-to-magic story. And you know that is...
  9. leffjakin reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    I really hope this kid can pull it off, and that Obama thinks about giving him standing access to the press room while...
  10. lancematthews reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    Reblogging because I think this would amazing.
  11. adriannalikesthis reblogged this from azizisbored
  12. kbye reblogged this from azizisbored and added:
    My favorite news anchor...Weaver is back, AKA Biden’s Homeboy.
  13. erockappel reblogged this from purns and added:
    I couldn’t agree more!
  14. keithschofield reblogged this from azizisbored
  15. deadbrilliant reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    This is pretty much the best thing that could ever happen to America. NAY, THE WORLD. This must happen, Obama. Make it...
  16. azizisbored reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    YES! YES! YES! Barack sit down
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  19. chrismckeever reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    President Obama, As a loyal reader of...blog, Wanda Sykes Has been Reduced to
  20. natashavc reblogged this from paulscheer and added:
    YOU GUYS!! DAMON!!
  21. adamfrucci reblogged this from purns and added:
    Let’s make this happen.
  22. paulscheer reblogged this from purns and added:
    Aziz’s and my favorite reporter...intrerview with Barack!
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