Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

rubysneakers:

phazerblast:

wheniwascruel:

omgfavorite.

“Hey we’re in New York.”

“I got a gun let’s go to a Broadway show.”

Great moments in cinematic history. I still quote this movie almost weekly. Anytime anyone says “I got you a present” I respond “If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset.” It’s a knee jerk reaction, I couldn’t NOT say it if I tried.

ditto. i also HAVE to say ‘delaware… we’re in delaware’. and ‘GAME ON!’ whenever it feels even remotely appropriate.

I’m from Delaware.