Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

langer:

bornexaggerator:

I’ve compiled a nicely-bulleted list of aliases belonging to a one Russell Tyrone Jones (1968 - 2004) beloved member of the Wu-Tang Clan and unhinged genius behind screwball classic, Return to the 36 Chambers.  Variations in spelling are marked with (/).  This took forever.

• Ason Jones
• Ason Unique (/Asun Unique)
• The Bebop Specialist
• Big Baby Jesus
• Big Box o’ Chili
• The BZA
• Dirk Hardpec
• Dirt Dog (/Dirt Dawg)
• Dirt McGirt (/Dirk McGirk)
• The Drunken Master Styles
• Freeloading Rusty
• Hasaan
• Ill Irving the Murderer
• Joe Bananas
• The Man of All Rainbows
• O.D.B. (/ODB)
• Ol’ Dirt Schultz
• Ol’ Dirty Bastard
• Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant
• Osiris (/Osirus)
• Osiris the Father
• Peanut the Kidnapper
• Prince Delight
• The Professor
• Rain Man
• RJ Tha Mad Specialist
• Russell Jones
• The Specialist
• Super Bastard
• Sweet Baby Jesus
• Unique Ason

Although I’ve included Dirt McGirt—both the name of his fashion label and an alias under which he recorded—I’ve omitted Ol’ Dirty Drawers, the (possibly?) regrettable name of his underwear line.

It’s the double-spaces after the periods that really lend this post the gravity it deserves.