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Aug
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Spell your full name without an E,F,R,S,H,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N:

rubysneakers:

ohhleary:

marseeah:

abbyjean:

BBD. (now you know.)

I hate to pile on.  1285 notes means this meme is too much.

BUT.

My married name is “STBUD” which I find hysterical.

My maiden name would be “STBU”

My name didn’t change all that much when I got married - from an 8 letter German name to a 5 letter Chech name.  I’m all for feminism, but a shorter, easier to pronounce name is worth changing for.  I did it and I don’t regret it.

Top O.

Kind of cool, actually.

T -Wuzbug

Oh no…

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Aug
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Just bought these fly beasts, only much larger.

Just bought these fly beasts, only much larger.

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Aug
1st
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bransonreese:
“Damn you scientists!  You created me, but you forgot to make me not allergic to air!  With my pained dying breath, I curse you!”
“Tell me, white face, are you a pleasure bot?”

bransonreese:

“Damn you scientists!  You created me, but you forgot to make me not allergic to air!  With my pained dying breath, I curse you!”

“Tell me, white face, are you a pleasure bot?”

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bransonreese:
“Happy birthday!  You’re still into vampires right?  Son?  Why are you crying?”

bransonreese:

“Happy birthday!  You’re still into vampires right?  Son?  Why are you crying?”
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In conclusion, this why I think these sexy ladies should be used to sell this donut. Commerce!

In conclusion, this why I think these sexy ladies should be used to sell this donut. Commerce!

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27th
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(via josh)
Taken at the special “Indian Hottub” veiwing of Up 3D

(via josh)

Taken at the special “Indian Hottub” veiwing of Up 3D

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vaov:

The one suspended kills me
fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Turns out, humans aren’t the only ones to play hopscotch.
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Would you say… the suspense is killing you?????????????
Nailed it.

vaov:

The one suspended kills me

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Turns out, humans aren’t the only ones to play hopscotch.

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Would you say… the suspense is killing you?????????????

Nailed it.

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Hat Fail.

Hat Fail.

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