Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

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Oct
12th

Mon

You’re welcome. Please put this information to use.

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Oct
8th

Thu

josh:

GPOYW. Blagojevich hair, laundry day clothes, exploding sun.

My couch.

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That time of the year again, for one of my favorite videos of all time.

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Sep
11th

Fri

vaov:

Left: Hitler reencarnated in a dog

Right: his punishment, the hairstylist

I didn’t know Owen Wilson owned Hitler reincarnated in a dog

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Sep
6th

Sun

OWNED. With citations.

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Sep
5th

Sat

patbaer:

davebluvband:

rubysneakers:

Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land.

frankhejl:

God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.

Thanks for being kickass, Ellena!

Ellena Chmielewski is a wonderful person. I cannot say enough good things about her.

Not 30 minutes ago, Ellena handed me a donut ice cream sandwich. She is straight up wonderful.