Wanda Sykes Has Been Reduced to an Apple

2009

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June 35
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2008

December 7
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October 12
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Warch Watch
HOLY SHIT INTERNET! Watch out for doglover199709!!!! She will take you by storm. If Numa Numa is...
Oct 1st
This is the dreadfully embarrassing statistic of how long...
Sep 30th
Warch Watch
You are a zombie?
Sep 29th

Stupid Lions Body Count

1-Rugged Detroit cop shoots a purse snatcher.
Sep 26th

I Write This for no one.

Seriously. No one.
Sep 25th
Warch Watch
gallagherthree: IT BEGINS FINALLY!!!!!
Sep 25th

PARAH SALIN PARAH SALIN PARAH SALIN

This is an urban pronunciation of a fun water sport.
Sep 23rd
Warch Watch
Bobby Moynihan in what might be the only worthwhile sketch from this week’s SNL.
Sep 23rd
“He was a young comedian. He didn’t know what he was doing....”
— del close doing the invocation...
Sep 23rd
Inevitable
Sep 13th
Also, If You Did Not Watch The Daily Show Two...
Sep 5th

Sometimes I Hear What I Want to Hear

A5assmonky: a/s/l?
Cara Schmidt: why do you keep saying this?
A5assmonky: who is this?
Cara Schmidt: chris are you being serious?
i know my name pops up on the gchat box
A5assmonky: I don't know, I've never cybered before
tee hee hee
no, my parents aren't home, why?
Cara Schmidt: you are so odd
A5assmonky: I guess you can come over, but what are we going to do?
I don't know about that, I'm shy =/
Sep 5th