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I want this guy to be my dad. I would have learned some respect.

PS- This is a real local commercial.

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fuckyeahdisneyworld:

The five singing busts in the graveyard scene sing the attraction’s theme song, “Grim Grinning Ghosts.” Though sometimes mistaken for Walt Disney, the face on the bust farthest to the left actually belongs to Thurl Ravenscroft, the song’s soloist. Ravenscroft is known to millions of fans as the voice of Tony the Tiger, the mascot of Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes cereal.

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RAPE! These men support it!
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You’re welcome. Please put this information to use.

You’re welcome. Please put this information to use.

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josh: GPOYW. Blagojevich hair, laundry day clothes, exploding sun. My couch.

josh:

GPOYW. Blagojevich hair, laundry day clothes, exploding sun.

My couch.

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That time of the year again, for one of my favorite videos of all time.

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vaov: Left: Hitler reencarnated in a dog Right: his punishment, the hairstylist I didn’t know Owen Wilson owned Hitler reincarnated in a dog

vaov:

Left: Hitler reencarnated in a dog

Right: his punishment, the hairstylist

I didn’t know Owen Wilson owned Hitler reincarnated in a dog

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OWNED. With citations.

OWNED. With citations.

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patbaer: davebluvband: rubysneakers: Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land. frankhejl: God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.Thanks for being kickass, Ellena! Ellena Chmielewski is a wonderful person. I cannot say enough good things about her. Not 30 minutes ago, Ellena handed me a donut ice cream sandwich. She is straight up wonderful. Not a fan.

patbaer:

davebluvband:

rubysneakers:

Anyone who doesn’t acknowledge that Ellena is the best is wrong and shall be summarily executed upon the highest hill of the land.

frankhejl:

God Bless this wonderful lady! Ellena saved my ass BIG TIME today. Thanks to her, I won’t be eating bullshit fees and suffering for it.

Thanks for being kickass, Ellena!



Ellena Chmielewski is a wonderful person. I cannot say enough good things about her.

Not 30 minutes ago, Ellena handed me a donut ice cream sandwich. She is straight up wonderful.

Not a fan.

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