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Jun
27th
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Ya heard.
Ya heard.
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Jun
26th
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(via fuckyeahdisneyworld)

If I’m doing a MJ tribute, I’m doing it my way.

(via fuckyeahdisneyworld)

If I’m doing a MJ tribute, I’m doing it my way.

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Jun
25th
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purns:

The first live performance of Billie Jean at the Motown 25th anniversary show, featuring the first Moonwalk.

I’m not going to deal well with this.

Badass.

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Micheal Jackson Confirmation

  • Me: Micheal Jackson is dead
  • Josh: dead? CNN says he's in the hospital
  • Me: TMZ and E! say dead.
  • Me: going to twitter to confirm
  • "Twitter is over capacity.
  • Too many tweets! Please wait a moment and try again."
  • yup
  • he's dead
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For Futuro.
For Futuro.
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Jun
24th
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Buzz Aldrin is the badest mother fucker on the moon.
Buzz Aldrin is the badest mother fucker on the moon.
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Jun
22nd
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Trust.
Trust.
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Jun
20th
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rubysneakers:

phazerblast:

wheniwascruel:

omgfavorite.

“Hey we’re in New York.”

“I got a gun let’s go to a Broadway show.”

Great moments in cinematic history. I still quote this movie almost weekly. Anytime anyone says “I got you a present” I respond “If it’s a severed head I’m going to be very upset.” It’s a knee jerk reaction, I couldn’t NOT say it if I tried.
ditto. i also HAVE to say ‘delaware… we’re in delaware’. and ‘GAME ON!’ whenever it feels even remotely appropriate.

I’m from Delaware.

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Jun
19th
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Jun
17th
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I’ve seen him use chopsticks.
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